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TOTAL RECALL TRAILER SELLS YOU WITHIN A MINUTE!

Holy lord look at this damn sexy piece of remade love. The greatest things you need to know about this version is that it WILL NOT BE SHOT IN 3D, also it claims to play closer to the original Phillp K. Dick’s story line. At first thought, a total recall film remake sounds like a horrible idea; by the time you’re done with the trailer you won’t be thinking that at all. This rendition is looking so damn futuristic that I expect to see the Jetsons and Corbin Dallas in the full final film. lots of hints of upgrades of all the things the fans of the original will happily jizz over. The only thing we need at this point is CG NAKED Tri-Boob and an R-Rating. DEER GOD PLEASE LET THIS HAVE AN R-RATING!!!

Amra “Flitz” Ricketts  

Men in Black III Trailer… It’s kinda campy. Dunno how I feel about it :(

Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcome 3 cinematic trailer Made me Jizz 40 Buckets!

You don’t even know about my Mortal Kombat Skills with Purple Rain!

Got Bored, Made Gears 3 Poster from assets @therealcliffyb

God of Whores! The Newest Awesome Video From the Nerdiest Kids.

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My Dear Teehela

I write this letter to you my beloved, to assure you by the grace of Sigmar, I still breath. I’ve had my first battle along side these men and women who I’ve come to learn to call brother and sister. It was surely a glorious sight to see, but in no way pleasant. The sound of steel on wood, or steel through flesh, to bone; Well, it is not for the squeamish. The discord of cries, war and agony alike could break a lesser man where he stand. But not I; It only aided my fire in the face of the Greenskins and Chaos; For those cries could be of our people, our friends, our families. I refused to back down, It’s astonishing how far faith and love can carry a militia of soldiers. As if we ride on the backs of the gods themselves; We cut down the tainted Chaos and Greenskins alike. How dare they move in on our lands? How dare they threaten our lively hood? They fight for blood with fury, mere dust on an unyielding wall of faith and love, with a desire to protect.

The greatest inspiration of my premiere battle, had to be an epic fray betwixt High Chaplain Cleausch Vartaniran and a Chaos Champion. It was as if the skies them selves had come to a pause. Both man, and monstrous man stood statuesque, confident, yards between them. The chaos champion clad in armor, dented and scratched; And our esteemed Cleausch, diminutive by the Chaos’ magnitude, but looked as if he were a man who could move mountains solely by thought. In this moment I found my self forgetting to take breaths. What was only seconds, felt as if it could have been hours. Great and evil standing at a transient fictitious peace. This was a clash everyone, and everything desired to witness; As it would be a significant one. In a burst the Chaos champion charged. You wouldn’t think one could move so swiftly in such gaudy armor. Cleausch stood clasping his hammer, calm. At first I’d been fearful, Is he frozen in fright? Is the battle lost before it began? It wasn’t until I looked closer that I could see his mouth in motion, his eyes closed. Cleausch would let faith guide his hand through this skirmish. The champion was upon him, sword raised high, able to end Cleausch’s life forthwith; And just as fast Cleausch, with his hammer delivered a devastating blow to the champions knee, Buckling him from his momentum. The sword of the champion came crashing down, missing Cleausch by minimal measurements. From this moment, for me most things are a blur of sparks and light. I could only watch in awe, as Cleause tore the champion down systematically; Ripping the blood thirsty brutes balance and advantages right from under him. Almost as if he’d done it a hundred times before. All with his eyes closed, and his mouth in motion. One could say it was divine. With a final bludgeon the champions helmet hit the ground; Cleausch is triumphant. With less than a moment of peace amidst this battle, we empire soldiers can only roar to the heavens. The enemy’s morale had been sapped, and we continued our assault. There were many casualties but in the end we came through victorious.

To combat along side the stern Dwarfs was also a treat none the more majestic than I could have ever imagined. They who craft our weapons and armaments would of course be the masters of them in combat. Wielding hammers and axes alike, as if they were playthings in the hands of giants; The first to charge into battle, The last to leave. I honor that, and praise Sigmar everyday for this alliance. Though my grandfather spoke ill of their race… your race, I am jovial that his words fell on inattentive ears. I now understand why you’d rather best me in playful contending, rather than cooking, or canoodling. I must admit, I have you to thank for this hunk of a build on my chassis. I’m sure you’d rather be here warring along side me, than at home baring child. Surely you miss me, and I wish to be home soon; But I’d Rather be out here on the battlefield protecting you and our unborn child, than at home awaiting to become a victim at the hands of these beasts. It is your Love and Faith that gets me through to the next day, and the image of your smile as you hold our child. As long as I hold those close to me I shall not perish on any battleground. We move again first light tomorrow, you shall hear from me soon after we’ve reached and settled our next destination. Until then read this as often as you miss me; And tell your mother I say hello.

Missing you more with every step

-Roien K. Aligorn-

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This is something I wrote inspired by the WarHammer Fantasy universe… I know what you’re thinkin, “How nerdy of you FLitz!” Well you can lick my balls! -_-… Just jokin. if you don’t know me by now, I’m really into the whole Fantasy, Dragons, Ogres, Elves and Magic thing. So I figured I’d write an imaginary letter as a man who resides in this world during a time of war between Good and Evil. I

So, yeah! hope you enjoyed that little story. I guess if this one is enjoyed enough i’ll write more stories within this universe on request. It’d be great training for another project I have planned in the future. and Thnx for reading! 

-Flitz- ^_^

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P.S. I wrote this about 3 or 4 years ago for my myspace. Just transfered it to here :)